It’s Valentine’s day! So today it is all about love. But not the boy-meets-girl type but capitalist love.
Have you felt used lately? Have you felt that the companies you work for treat you as a problem solver which can be discarded after the project is over? Are the companies having you just for “good sex” without offering any long term commitments?
Well, here’s a little sing-a-long for all of you problem solvers (and me). Based on Do You Love Me by Kiss.
You really like my reports
You like the way that the profits roll
You like my seven page excel sheets
And goin’ to all of the meets, butDo you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Really love me?You like the invites and seminars
My talent can really take you far
You like my slick business clothes
And the sound, honey, of my lectures, butDo you love me? Do you love me
Do you love me? I mean like do you really love me?[create your own verse here]
Your admin stats and your big funding
Make you look just like a king
All of our contacts know your name
From the cover of the brochure, butDo you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Really love me?I want you to
I need you to
And you know I’m so tired of everybody sayin’ it
I just gotta know if you really really really, really love me
So, come on!

The first case is easy. The lectures pretty much build a momentum of their own and I don’t have to worry about them. Sometimes the conversations could go on and on. After one of these I remember again why lecturing is fun. I get so much energy that I can endure bad classes and bureaucracy for at least a week after this.



Society is not a curve but a bubble
Photo by pausimausi @ sxc.hu
Today I stumbled on one of those tiny ideas which can make big a big difference. In many ways, the world is not the (in)famous Gaussian curve but a bubble.
Now this will probably be self-evident for statisticians and similar scientists. But hey, we all have something to discover that’s old news to other people. I came this idea when a friend of mine asked me a question: “If the society is a Gaussian curve, most people being in the middle, were are we? At the head or the tail?”
Throughout my life I’ve been hearing how the world, society, students, and basically almost anything can be described with the Gaussian curve, or normal distribution. For example in classrooms this means that most of the students are more or less average in their perfomance, while a minority do worse and some do better. And the grades reflect this. Teachers are sometimes instructed to adjust their grading so that the marks fall nicely on a Gaussian bell curve.
The curve can be a useful tool. It works best when you use it on very simple things like grades or absolute number of users. But you need to be very careful if you try to apply it as an analogy or metaphor to society at large or some individual social development.
When the Gaussian curve is seen directly as a metaphor of society the result is something very similar to Social Darwinism. It can easily give you an impression that society has “the top” and “the bottom”. And this is just as wrong as was flattening the beauty of Darwins ideas into “kill or be killed”. And just as dangerous. You cannot create such a one dimensional variable for measuring people’s worth. Well, human mind is capable of creating such a thing but the end result is seriously sick and warped.
You still have your average people3 forming the mass of society. But you no longer have a “top” and a “bottom” or heads and tails. Instead the metaphor makes you to see that you just have people who are different from the average. They slide onto all sides of the bubble.
The basic Gaussian curve is just a two dimensional slice, which has been arbitrarily cut out of the bubble. By using it you are forcing yourself to a narrow perspective where you see just one tiny variable about people. It often makes no sense in the larger scheme of things. Like grades. They are a lousy way of measuring people, especially children.